Koos and the Wrestler
Koos van der Merwe is South Africa’s top wrestler, and he gets a shot at the world title against a massive Russian.
Already in the first round, the Russian gets hold of him in a terrible grip. He can’t move a muscle, everything is pinned down.
Koos looks through his squinting eyes and sees a pair of bollocks hanging right in front of his face. He can only just reach it with his tongue, and he bumps it a bit until it starts swinging.
When it swings close enough so he can hook it with his teeth, he gives the balls one moerse bite.
All of a sudden Koos pops out from under the Russian and pins him down for the victory.
The media swarms around him and asks: “Koos, how did you manage to beat the world champion?”
Koos: “Do you have any idea how strong you get if you bite your own balls?”