We join Oscar Pistorius in prison for his birthday. Exclusive behind the scenes… err, bars… coverage of the blade runner’s celebrations.
“Foreigners come here, see opportunities and exploit them,” he said. “South Africans just sit around and wait for the government to do the stealing.”
ALEXANDRA – Mucky streams of putrid water run along the dirty pathways, and mounds of waste decay next to shacks built nearly on top of each other. Alexandra is a […]
JOHANNESBURG – A group of Democratic Alliance supporters, led by party leader Helen Zille, invaded media house Media24’s Johannesburg office, creating chaos and forcing several newspapers to shut down temporarily. […]
ORKNEY – Investigators into the earthquake felt across large parts of South Africa have discovered that Capitalism is to blame for the devastation. Residents of the South African interior felt […]
Pupils of the Boredi Primary School in Polokwane stormed the teachers’ lounge and principal’s office and demanded to be allowed to attend school without wearing the proper school uniform. Riot police were called in to get the students back in line.
The Economic Freedom Fighters stormed the Gauteng Legislature on Tuesday, demanding to nationalise the provincial MPs’ lunch.
PRETORIA – Former South African cricketer Herschelle Gibbs will be called upon as a surprise last-minute addition to the witness list, sources within the Oscar Pistorius defence team revealed. “We’re […]
PRETORIA – As the trial of former Paralympic gold medallist Oscar Pistorius drizzles towards its inevitable conclusion, support for the murder-accused athlete is sharply on the rise. An abundance of […]
PRETORIA – In a surprise announcement, the SAPS declared that their advance course in police bungling will be scrapped with immediate effect. The course, taught at police training colleges throughout […]