Hendrik Verwoerd died on 6 September 1966. Share the memories of thousands of people across South Africa who are celebrating the death of Hendrik Verwoerd.
PRETORIA – Thousands of students from the University of Pretoria marched to the Union Buildings and demanded the removal of the statue of Nelson Mandela. “The traitor must go,” they […]
Baleka Mbete doesn’t want to recognise any of you. Why, you ask? Well, you’re doing it wrong. You can’t just stand up and demand to speak, as proper democratic procedure […]
ORKNEY – Investigators into the earthquake felt across large parts of South Africa have discovered that Capitalism is to blame for the devastation. Residents of the South African interior felt […]
Fear and loathing in Soweto. Muti, mysticism and the death of a witch.
JOHANNESBURG – Thandile Sunduza, the women being ridiculed for her terrible fashion sense, has revealed that Banana Newsline, a South African satirical newspaper, is responsible for creating the much disparaged […]
2014 is the year of the beret. The DA is not to be left behind. “We wear our berets the right way, with the logo to the left.” Read more…
Thou shalt love the ANC. Thou shall have no parties before it.
The year marked as 2013 on our calenders came and went like an unlucky number carved on the doloshe bone of a superstitious sangoma, never to return. It’s a year we’d want to forget, but it’s a year we’d remember forever. Thamsanqa Jantjie; Oscar Pistorius; Andile Lili; Vega Gupta
BETHULIE – A massive outburst of violence is expected all over South Africa as soon as Nelson Mandela is dead. Uhuru, as it is known, is a prophesy that white […]